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Dear Santa,

Ive bin a fully good boy this year and wot I want for christmas is:

a Leo Vince Exhaust

a really loud horn

A Momo Cromwell Helmet

and some Blinkers that I can hear

Just got an early present from Santa. My wife bought the Daelim S1. She loves it and it suits her body size well. I love it as it feels like a small toy compared to the SYM HD200. That is until your roaring down the Eastern freeway at 100kph. Ho ho ho. Good luck with your wishes.

 Dear Santa,

If you make it to my place, keep on going, you are not welcome at my place. I've been waiting to take Mrs Dozer on a holiday for a long time, and in September before the dollars guts dropped out of it, I booked and payed for 2 weeks to Thailand. We were, due to fly out of Tullamarine for Bangkok, to take a connecting flight to Phuket for 8 nights, then back to Bangkok to do some shopping for the rest of the time. Had to finally cancel the holiday today, after waiting for the situation to improve. Even though the island of Phuket is pretty isolated from the situation, we're advised not to go to a country that is in the first stages of a coup.

So Santa, I'm not real festive this year, so unless you've got a GTS300 in that sack, and a few slabs of beer, *** OFF. 

dozer.:

So Santa, I'm not real festive this year, so unless you've got a GTS300 in that sack, and a few slabs of beer, *** OFF. 

 

Gold!

P.S.  While the wish list is out santa, I will take a sample of the entire Corazzo range and an MP3 400 if you have some room in that SUV pimped up sled that you get around in these days.

Santa just gave me a early xmas present.

Tickets to The Pussycat Dolls :)

Then 3 weeks later Pink :)

 I'm with you Doze, He's a no good stinking old b*****d that has forgotten me one to many time's.

" Just try an get down my chimny you old git(no not you D'Arcy) and you'll see the dogs not out side this year"...

Setting the daschounds onto Santa is a bit harsh!

 No daschounds here just a pair of mastif x ridgebacks

 

 

My mate has one, and it had less balls than my Corgi

 Ha.. Mine are both male and there's not a ball between them

But I have never had a single person game to go in my back yard

We have a saying with our Corgi's. They are all cute, till they trip you over, then they go for your throat!

Anyone who thinks a Corgi is a yappy lap dog, have not seen them fight.  One of my uncle's Cardigans has just had to have it's tail amputated thanks to a fight!

My wish for Xmas....

Peace to the world.

End to hunger.

A better environment.

Love to all (wo)man-kind.

 

.......... and more and more scooters.

Less aggressive cagers

Friendlier bike riders

Clothing to fit women well

Dakoda:

Clothing to fit women well

 

My wife said this is already fine so I don't know what you are on about Dak, they just need to get rid of the crap pink colour.  Corazzo have done that at least.

No offence to your wife, but obviously she does not have a decent pair of hooters and hips!

Plus I also find the mens stuff is always too long in the arms.  The jackets also need to be very airy!  I have found a jacket which I love, for summer, but will not be so easy to find a decent winter one