Happy Birthday, Brendon!!!
You old salt. You know deep down I'd get a B****Y Derbi if the money was sitting in my wallet, which usually resides in my back pocket but since I need to sit on said "derry air" (is there a correct spelling for that?) more often than not lately, I can't afford to have a thick wallet to prevent me from landing in embarrassing photos/positions/predicaments/situations etc etc etc waffle waffle rhubarb rhubarb etc etc etc